The Real World Cancun: Episodes One and Two

By Emily Mitchell

MTV has just begun its twenty-second season of The Real World. Since 1992, The Real World has brought seven or eight strangers together to live in a house for about four months in various cities across the world, including Paris, Key West, and Chicago.real-world-cancun

This season, the location is Cancun. Let the bikinis reign, and the Patron and tears flow.

The show begins with cast introductions. The cast is a plethora of personalities and backgrounds. Let’s begin with a short introduction of each member:

CJ- This 24-year-old hunk of a man is an NFL free agent. A punter, to be exact. And if you couldn’t already tell that this blonde hair, blue-eyed boy was an athlete, the huge championship ring that he sports wherever he goes will surely give you a hint. Classy. He also has a girlfriend back home.

Emilee- She is from Boston and works at Hooters. She is very pretty. She was adopted, like fellow castmates Derek and Jonna.

Ayiiia- In her own words, her name is pronounced like the late R&B star Aliyah, without the “L”. She is 21-years-old, from San Diego, CA. She won a four-month online contest where she was voted onto the show by fans.

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Five Fabulous Flicks - Plus Three, Because It’s A Long Weekend!

wizard-of-oz-3Start the weekend — and next week — right with these films airing July 3-9. All times ET.

July 3
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Curl up with the kids and watch the classic that has it all — timeless songs, a darling dog, an evil witch, Judy Garland and flying monkeys. There are few other films as deserving of the word “masterpiece” as this one. TCM, 6pm

July 4
Casino Royale (2006)
With this film, Daniel Craig overcame the doubt and skepticism of many to become arguably the most thrilling new James Bond since Sean Connery. Playing a more human version of the quintessential superspy, Craig brings a depth and vulnerability absent from previous incarnations. Easily one of the best in the series, and full of explosive moments appropriate for the July 4 holiday. USA, 8pm [Read more →]

Seth Green And “Robot Chicken” Are Rollin’

By Jeff Pfeifferrobot-chicken

For some reason, Adult Swim and Robot Chicken co-creator Seth Green  have decided to celebrate the release of Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II on DVD with a nine-city roller-skating tour. Seems natural.

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“The Bachelorette:” Here’s A Peek At Wes’ Other Gal … Who Was Also Brad’s Other Gal … And Collin’s

By Lori Acken

Bachelorette fans, if you’re like me, you long ago passed the, “Well, DOES he or DOESN’T he?” thing about ol’ Wes The Silver Tongued Maybe-Not-A Bachelor and his waitin’-at-home alleged girlfriend, and moved right on to “Who the hell is she, and why isn’t she pissed?!”

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Well, we finally know who the hell she is. And why she isn’t pissed. And if you’re picturing some sweet little Austin-grown posey in a flowery dress and cowboy boots who, like Jillian, is completely snowed by her man’s tender tunes … well … not so much.

Before she spent three years with Jilli’s favorite eye-and-ear candy, 29-year-old Austin-based spa owner Laurel Kagay also dated Season 11’s infamous commitment-phobe Bachelor Brad Womack, an Austin bar owner, for four years — sending the blogosphere into a frenzy with rumors of everything from daily texts from Womack during filming to a love child borne to Kagay about which neither speaks.

One revelation that’s definitely not conjecture:  the Texas heartbreaker also dated Austin-based businessman Collin Evans, an unsuccessful contender for the heart of Season 3 Bachelorette Jen Schefft.

Personally, I think the girl seems like a hoot … and one savvy bachelorette to boot, since she suh-wears she and Wes are no longer together. Helloooooo, TB producers … ? Just imagine whom her 5 Extra Men could be.

“The Superstars” Recap: Week 2

By Mike

superstars_week-2 Before we get started recapping the action for Week 2, there is some injury news to report. Jennifer Capriati has aggravated a past injury and has dropped out of the competition. Tough luck for her partner, David Charvet, who gets sent home through no fault of his own. The news is good for the last team eliminated, though, because according to rules of the game, they’re back in. That means at least another week of the Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa tandem. Woo hoo.

The first event this week is the Sand Dash, in which each team runs 100 yards in the sand. The relay format means that each competitor runs approximately 40-70 yards. It’s an elimination style event, with the last-place team being axed each time, which means the ultimate winner will have to run the race six times. Unsurprisingly, T.O. dominates the event, even when Joanna offers little to no help. Wonder what she thinks of her teammate now. The results after the Sand Dash look like this:

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What To Watch This July 4th Weekend

By Jeff Pfeiffercapitol-fourth

Sounds of the Seasons Music Choice, July 1-6. Patriotic music to celebrate Independence Day.

Twilight Zone Marathon SCI FI Channel, July 2 at 8am ET through July 5 at  6am ET. The annual favorite. New to the network are episodes of the 1980s version of Zone, airing July 2 and most of July 3. Classic episodes air July 3 at 5pm to 6am on July 4. A viewer’s choice marathon of classic episodes airs all day July 4.

The Revolutionary War Military Channel, July 4 at noon ET. 14-hour marathon of the documentary series about the American Revolution.

Moments in Time — Valley Forge: The Crucible Military Channel, July 4 at 10am ET. All about the bleak winter of 1777-78, when George Washington tried to turn things around for America’s revolutionary forces.

Unsolved History: The Boston Massacre Military Channel, July 4 at 11am ET. What really happened when British soldiers fired upon a crowd of colonists in an event that helped lead to revolution.

Summer Party Weekend Cooking Block Food Network, July 4 from 7am-2pm ET. The best recipes to wow your guests at your next summer get-together. Includes premiere episodes of 30 Minute Meals, Secrets of a Restaurant Chef, Down Home With the Neelys, Cooking For Real, Semi-Homemade, Cooking With Sandra Lee and Giada at Home.

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“True Blood” - Bad Daddies!

Jessica's new daddy teaches her to drink

Jessica's new daddy teaches her to drink

By Elaine Bergstrom
At our local zoo, the animal that really gives me the chills is the slow loris. Moving oh-so-lethargically that it barely seems to move at all as it hangs from a branch, its huge eyes stare, seemingly straight into your soul. But given that the loris hunts small reptiles, it is likely that when the moment is right to strike, it focuses on its prey and moves quickly and lethally. Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter had this sort of lethal stillness and focus. Eric, who always seems a bit scattered, does not. Bill, with his dated language and brooding power, seems older and calmer and far more powerful. But enough harping on the badly cast Eric when we were treated to an incredible exploration on the notion of good and evil. [Read more →]

Brenda’s Squad Sees “Red” Tape On “The Closer”

Mary McDonnell makes everyone see red in this episode.

Mary McDonnell makes everyone see red in this episode.

By Anna Belle

The third episode of “The Closer” opens with Sgt. Gabriel sitting in a bar, he’s on his second drink. In walks Commander Taylor, he orders a diet cola. Commander Taylor hands Sgt. Gabriel a card in a yellow envelope and David asks, “she won’t even let me apologize?” You think you are finally going to find out what happened between Gabriel and Daniels and … gunshots ring out.

Gabriel and Commander Taylor run outside and find a body lying in the street. When Gabriel hears someone fleeing from the scene he orders them to stop and when they fire a couple of shots at him, he returns fire and you immediately feel dread.

You feel more dread when you hear Commander Taylor tell Sgt. Gabriel to get in the ambulance with the victim (somehow you just know that’s wrong on so many levels) instead of staying on the scene of an officer involved shooting (which is what Gabriel wants to do).

But it’s when you meet Capt. Sharon Raydor (special guest star Mary McDonnell), the head of the Force Investigation Division (Internal Affairs) when a real feeling of dread takes over. Of course Commander Taylor sending her to the wrong hospital, doesn’t help. There’s nothing like a woman in a position of power (OMG, did I really say that!?!????)?

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TV Has Its Place: Four Days Into “Jackson Watch”

by Karl J. Paloucek

Well, it’s been four days now, and as of this morning his death is still the lead story across most of America. Even if we do get a break to hear about Bernie Madoff’s 150 year-sentence today, my guess is that just as soon, we’ll be back on the bandwagon of hearing more speculation and reiteration about the causes of Michael Jackson’s death and regarding the fallout from his messy estate.

It’s a peculiar phenomenon when news media outlets go into this mode — in which a story becomes so self-perpetuating that it continues to be the top story even when there’s nothing new or revelatory happening. In some sense, it’s no surprise, because, well, like any other media outlet, profitability is tied to viewer ratings, webpage hits and circulation. With the incredible focus of attention Jackson’s death received last Thursday and has retained since, it’s inevitable that the media is going to try to keep people’s attention as much as possible. Unfortunately, that means whether they have anything new to add or not. [Read more →]

“The Goode Family” Recap: Freeganomics

By Stacey Harrison

goode-family_freeganomics_24There’s a thin line between being a responsible recycler of resources, and just being a bum. Thanks to a new houseguest, the Goode family gets to see that line crossed like never before.

In order to spice up their annual eco-friendly block party — and to show up that busybody Margo — the Goodes take in famed “freegan” Heinrich. Freegans are people who live entirely off the disposed products of others. They eat or wear nothing that someone else hasn’t thrown out. [Read more →]